Toby Jackson, 34 of Essex UK, has come to the realisation that nothing in life will ever be as good as the 1995 Game Workshop Sci-Fi Skirmish game Necromunda.
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"I used to play Necromunda every weekend when I was a school. I spent so many hours levelling up my gangs" said Toby "I have now realised that I have spent my entire adult life trying to recapture that thrill and excitement."
"I remember the day I left school and passed my GSCE's with flying colours. It was great but it wasn't quite as good as the time I took out my friends Goliath leader in the first turn with a well placed Boltgun shot" Toby remembered misty-eyed. "The day I met my wife was one of the best days of my life, but it couldn't match when my first Juve levelled up to be a Ganger."
"Our wedding day was obviously beautiful" Mr Jackson continued "but not quite as beautiful as the time my Van Saar gang managed to win a four-way gang fight only taking one casualty," said Toby wiping a tear from his eye. "I cried when my first child was born of course, but not nearly as much as when my Van Saar leader died after levelling his up for two and a half years."
Mr Jackson could barely hold back the tears as he finished "I guess I have had a good life...but I still think of that Van Saar gang everyday. I really miss those guys."