Wednesday 30 May 2018

"Warhammer isn't for kids" says middle aged man painting a plastic dragon.


Craig Dunlop, 41 from London, is so furious when he read about about Games Workshops planned Warhammer Adventures novels aimed at children he nearly dropped his newly built dragon miniature. "How could they make something so grown up and serious appeal to kids" Craig said while gluing a tiny plastic elf to a dragon "it doesn't make sense"

"I think that the 40k books for kids is an even worse idea.  I just don't think kids should engage with a universe that is constant war, kids shouldn't know about soldiers shooting each other with lasers and stuff" Craig added while adjusting his Star Wars t-shirt.

Craig ended his statement by saying "I just think that Warhammer should be for grown adults and just isn't suitable for children" before going to have his diner of chicken nuggets and ketchup.

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